It’s official! My job as father is complete.
Over the last six weeks, I have given my daughters the knowledge they need to survive in this world. Namely, they have imbibed the full six episodes of the Star Wars movies.
My three year-old thinks every garbage is R2. My five year-old can pick out Darth Sidious from a line-up. They may even understand Gungan customs, Republic trade politics, and lightsaber lineage better than most. We’ve done Lego Sith Troopers, viewed the Episode 7 trailer, and caught a couple of episodes of Clone Wars and Rebels.
So, basically, I’m done, right? What more could a girl need to know?